Thanks very much for all the responses, guys
I noticed this on another team in my league: Scott Kazmir, 3.24m, 18 starts, 108 IP, 2.82/1.34 ... granted, in Tropicana.
And, in the super-cheap column: Shawn Camp, 0.69m, 32 games, 42.1 IP, 3.19/0.95 (in Cellular; note he has no BPHR).
Also gotta like Emmanuel Burriss, a 2e20 second baseman for 1.31m, whose OBP is .354 and has 16 SB in 67 games.