Playing Strat while the house is burning down!

[novie]

Thanks Coffee... I needed a really good laugh! :lol: :lol:

[Coffeeholic]

I have to sneak on here during the middle of the night because I've been banned from further Strat play!

JK! :wink:

Thanks for all the "helpful" advice guys. :roll:

Actually, Maeghan came through for me. Instead of telling Mommy that I was playing on the computer, she instead described how my quick and decisive action prevented the house from burning down. :lol:

[MICHAELTARBELL]

Sounds like a daughter who deserves a pretty nice present for "bailing" you out.... :wink: :)

[Runnin Rebel]

When I get stuck in something like this I think pretend life is a sitcom.......

While explaining what happened in a crazy way including aliens, locust and masked pizza bandits have your daughter sass in on cue, "What u talking about, Daddy".

Wait for the laugh trax and the cued sigh, hug wife and kid, and yell cut. Grab a towel run to the computer room, lock the door and pretend it's the star's dressing room and you are not signing autographs.

You'd be suprised how this hammed up act works sometimes.

[Essex Moosemen]

LMAO......that's the funniest thing I've ever read that wasn't written by Dave Barry :lol:

[teepack]

Order out next time. It's cheaper that way.

[Mr Baseball World]

Do you have a cat you can blame:

[url]http://enews.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20060126/43d85750_3ca6_15526200601261193063511[/url]

[NicoTSN]

Coffee, lmao.

p.s. I heard the law offices of Jacoby & Myers are pretty good at handling divorce cases. You may even be able to keep your computer so you can continue to check your strat teams. :wink:

[Coffeeholic]

Hey Nico, I was thinking of seeking legal representation... however, my thoughts were to see if TSN could be held liable for any damages. :wink:

[LANCEBOUSLEY]

cue the talking heads....

watch out!!!
youmight get whatyour after!