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An injury in game 1 forces HAL to move Bellhorn, my regular 3B, to 2B.
In HAL's world, he/she thought Orlando Merced would be a better fit @ 3B than Pedro Feliz.

Merced is a 5 whereas Feliz is a 3.

i hacked into the code:

=if(userid="vizick",do best to scr#w him, otherwise do something that makes sense)

and we can't even say "at least you won"!

:shock:

AHA...I knew it.

I will no longer say anything IF I win. When I lose, I'll vent.

Have you also altered the code for when I face Chris Carpenter?

If every player I had was slanted to the right like Chris Duncan, I still would lose.



Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of [b:17b4ed054b]code [/b:17b4ed054b]and, uh... it doesn't really matter.

i'm ah not going to work today....

[quote:ae51673570="akindian"]i hacked into the code:

=if(userid="vizick",do best to scr#w him, otherwise do something that makes sense)[/quote:ae51673570]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

In his wisdom...Hal sensed a football game in the works and decided D was not a factor. He inserts Merced who goes 2 for 4 with a run scored and and RBI....no E's in the field. Add a walk and Merced's OBP is a whopping .600. Hal is a genius!