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NEW AMA STUDY CONFIRMS THAT HGH IN ALL IT'S FORMS NOT ONLY
GROWS HAIR ON YOUR CHEST, BUT GROWS HAIR ON THAT HAIR, NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES ALL BUT COMPLETELY DISMISSED!

COME NOW...JOIN 2008-"HGH HEROES"-OPEN LEAGUE...ALL PLAYERS CAN SPREAD ANY BALM OF THEIR CHOOSING ON ANY BODY PART AND IT'S ALL LEGAL IN THIS LEAGUE!!...
THE CONCESSION STANDS HAVE HGH DOGS-HOT DOGS LOADED WITH HGH!!....AND THE COTTON CANDY IS PRIMED!

DH OF COURSE!![/i][/b]

Can the players blow lines of powder in the dugout like Carlos Baerga,and Julio Franco did in the 80s? Can the pitchers drop LSD like my main man '"The Spaceman" Bill Lee and the other fellow I forgot? If so count me in! Because I sure as heck will be smoking joints in the stands(it is safer than beer...for the ride home)!

Shamus O'Bagbe

I BELIEVE IT WAS DOCK ELLIS SEEING 3 STRIKE ZONES...
AND AIMED FOR THE MIDDLE ONE!!!
PLEASE JOIN!!!...WITH YOUR OBVIOUS CREDENTIALS YOU MIGHT BE
LEAGUE COMMISSIONER....

[i:24a6deaeeb]-THE PRECEEDING MESSAGE WAS INTENDED TO BE HUMOROUS AND HAS NO BASIS IN FACT THAT SHOULD ALERT ANY AGENCY OR AGENCIES IN PURSUIT OF HOMELAND THREATS OR OTHERWISE RECKLESS MIS-USE OF LEGALLY PROHIBITED SUBSTANCES -[/i:24a6deaeeb]