"Awards Voting" iz dum

This is obvious, but ...
If there's any doubt that "awards voting" is based on some arbitrary and stupid formula -- and in particular (I'm looking at you, gold glove), is influenced by the player's MLB record or player card, not his SOM record -- I give you this:
After six games, my second baseman, Chase Utley, is the runner-up for "silver slugger" at second base.
SILVER SLUGGER SELECTIONS BY POSITION
WINNER RUNNER UP
C J.Posada(DAD) J.Varitek(STO)
1B J.Loney(BAN) C.Pena(RUN)
2B P.Polanco(ATH) C.Utley(THE)
3B A.Rodriguez(WEA) A.Beltre(STO)
SS H.Ramirez(RUN) D.Jeter(DAD)
LF C.Crawford(CAP) W.Harris(FLY)
CF H.Pence(FLY) C.Granderson(MEA)
RF M.Ordonez(DAD) V.Guerrero(STO)
Of 13 second basemen who are "qualifiers," Utley is 12th in OPS (.504) and LAST in OBP (.200).
But he has 6 RBI: his grand total of three hits (in 23 AB) happened to be a two-run homer, a two-run double, and a two-run single. In other words, he was out in 20 of 23 AB, but was lucky to have two runners on when he hit a single, and two on when he hit a double, and one on when he hit a home run.
This isn't news but it should be said, occasionally: the awards voting formulas are stupid and outdated. Where are the sabr guys in SOM's programming department?
OK, so it's only 6 games, but hasn't everyone thought this? Can't they bring the awards formulas into, say, the 1990s?
If there's any doubt that "awards voting" is based on some arbitrary and stupid formula -- and in particular (I'm looking at you, gold glove), is influenced by the player's MLB record or player card, not his SOM record -- I give you this:
After six games, my second baseman, Chase Utley, is the runner-up for "silver slugger" at second base.
SILVER SLUGGER SELECTIONS BY POSITION
WINNER RUNNER UP
C J.Posada(DAD) J.Varitek(STO)
1B J.Loney(BAN) C.Pena(RUN)
2B P.Polanco(ATH) C.Utley(THE)
3B A.Rodriguez(WEA) A.Beltre(STO)
SS H.Ramirez(RUN) D.Jeter(DAD)
LF C.Crawford(CAP) W.Harris(FLY)
CF H.Pence(FLY) C.Granderson(MEA)
RF M.Ordonez(DAD) V.Guerrero(STO)
Of 13 second basemen who are "qualifiers," Utley is 12th in OPS (.504) and LAST in OBP (.200).
But he has 6 RBI: his grand total of three hits (in 23 AB) happened to be a two-run homer, a two-run double, and a two-run single. In other words, he was out in 20 of 23 AB, but was lucky to have two runners on when he hit a single, and two on when he hit a double, and one on when he hit a home run.
This isn't news but it should be said, occasionally: the awards voting formulas are stupid and outdated. Where are the sabr guys in SOM's programming department?
OK, so it's only 6 games, but hasn't everyone thought this? Can't they bring the awards formulas into, say, the 1990s?