High Crimes by Hollywood Hal
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:10 am
I usually don't complain about micromanagement moves by the S-O-M supercomputer. In fact this is the first time.
But I think I've got a legitimate beef. I saw last night that Zach Greinke was hurling the final game of the three-game set and I didn't look forward to it. This morning, I open up the results and Greinke beat me in GAME ONE.
I did a double-take and thought, "Maybe, he's a starter/reliever and I just didn't remember." My second thought, "If he's an S/R, how come I didn't draft him." (I had him in my last league, but he was no Felix Hernandez, so I didn't draft him again.)
So I look inside the box score and it's a 14 inning game. My opponent used TEN PITCHERS, some of them hurling 0 innings. So what reward do they get for insanely stupid pitching management?
In the 14th inning, they get to bring in "Zealous" Zack Greinke, he pitches a shutout inning, Hal leaves Heath Bell in for his third consecutive inning on my team, Bell gives up a run and I get rung up for a loss.
NOTE: My team has used only four pitchers at this point and I have good relievers in the bullpen who have gone unused. And why the hell does my opponent get to run non-reliever Greinke out there, who's like the greatest reliever in the league if they allow this, when "Peachy" Pete Moylan had only been in the game for TWO innings? My guy had been in the game for two innings, and he had to run back out there. Let's face it, my opponent simply should not have been allowed to pinch-hit if he had no true relievers on the bench. Case closed.
OK, that's bad enough. But then in Game 3 of the series, my opponent still gets to run "Zealous" Zack Greinke out there and, of course, he goes nearly 8 innings, gives up 1 run and beats me again, adding insult to ignominy.
Now, I don't expect simulation to be any more fair than real baseball, but I do expect the management of this thing to be semi-logical and reasonably fair.
FIRST, Greinke should never have been allowed to relieve. Suffer the consequences with your final fatigued reliever. That's only fair.
SECOND, the team should have at least been penalized by losing Greinke's spot in the rotation two games later. They should at least have had to bump him into the next series.
THIRD, if Hal is going to pull all these hokey shenanigans, the least he could do is have Greinke blow up with an awful performance in his start. I could have used a little sense of fair play, if the game is going to go outside the lines.
CASE CLOSED. (Sorry for rambling, but I think I have a legitimate beef).
Junior Guidry
Beauregard RedStix
The Official Enzo Hernandez Triple Crown League
But I think I've got a legitimate beef. I saw last night that Zach Greinke was hurling the final game of the three-game set and I didn't look forward to it. This morning, I open up the results and Greinke beat me in GAME ONE.
I did a double-take and thought, "Maybe, he's a starter/reliever and I just didn't remember." My second thought, "If he's an S/R, how come I didn't draft him." (I had him in my last league, but he was no Felix Hernandez, so I didn't draft him again.)
So I look inside the box score and it's a 14 inning game. My opponent used TEN PITCHERS, some of them hurling 0 innings. So what reward do they get for insanely stupid pitching management?
In the 14th inning, they get to bring in "Zealous" Zack Greinke, he pitches a shutout inning, Hal leaves Heath Bell in for his third consecutive inning on my team, Bell gives up a run and I get rung up for a loss.
NOTE: My team has used only four pitchers at this point and I have good relievers in the bullpen who have gone unused. And why the hell does my opponent get to run non-reliever Greinke out there, who's like the greatest reliever in the league if they allow this, when "Peachy" Pete Moylan had only been in the game for TWO innings? My guy had been in the game for two innings, and he had to run back out there. Let's face it, my opponent simply should not have been allowed to pinch-hit if he had no true relievers on the bench. Case closed.
OK, that's bad enough. But then in Game 3 of the series, my opponent still gets to run "Zealous" Zack Greinke out there and, of course, he goes nearly 8 innings, gives up 1 run and beats me again, adding insult to ignominy.
Now, I don't expect simulation to be any more fair than real baseball, but I do expect the management of this thing to be semi-logical and reasonably fair.
FIRST, Greinke should never have been allowed to relieve. Suffer the consequences with your final fatigued reliever. That's only fair.
SECOND, the team should have at least been penalized by losing Greinke's spot in the rotation two games later. They should at least have had to bump him into the next series.
THIRD, if Hal is going to pull all these hokey shenanigans, the least he could do is have Greinke blow up with an awful performance in his start. I could have used a little sense of fair play, if the game is going to go outside the lines.
CASE CLOSED. (Sorry for rambling, but I think I have a legitimate beef).
Junior Guidry
Beauregard RedStix
The Official Enzo Hernandez Triple Crown League