http://fantasygames.sportingnews.com/stratomatic/league/boxscore.html?group_id=155889&g_id=338
Well, two of his HRs were off the pitcher's cards, and the 3rd was a triple that he stretched into an inside-the-park homer. Quite possibly one of the least likely 3 HR games I've ever seen. I don't think Jarrod weighs more than 140 pound soaking wet! (and no, I don't believe what it says in the press guide)
It won't last, but the most amazing thing is that as of today, Dyson actually leads my team in dingers with 6!
http://fantasygames.sportingnews.com/stratomatic/team/team_other.html?user_id=366963
(it's a 60M league and I play in Target, so there aren't many actual "sluggers" on this team)