Reacurring dream

[willsghoul]

1 out top of the 8th , i'm at de plate ,Verlander on de mound , 1 strike and 3 balls , *smack* off the left field wall , as i am rounding 1st i start to huff and puff but i push it and do a belly slide into 2nd ... as i peer up from the infield dirt in my eye ... the umpire who's smelling like he hasen't bathed or eaten a steak in over a week shouts... YUR OUT !