HALacious decision making

[seyclops]

Oliva goes down. HAL has to find a RF. Choices are Hatcher and Kuntz,
admittedly not great picks, but of course he obviously wants Kuntz, because against a RHP, if you roll a 3-4, you will find the ONLY PURE HIT ON HIS FREAKING CARD! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!
AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! (Thank you, spirit of Sam Kinnison).

And let's look at arms for a moment. You want your stronger are in RF,
right? Kuntz is -1, McCoskey is +1, so of course, HAL takes it upon
himself to MOVE THE NOODLEARM INTO RIGHT!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!
AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!

I consider myself lucky that HAL did not put Ray Fosse in LF, move Lenny Dykstra to short, put Robin Yount at C, move McCoskey to RF and EXHUME FREAKING ABNER DOUBLEDAY TO LIME THE FIELD! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!

[GREGGZILIANI]

OMG...you are killing me. I think I just wet my pants from laughing so hard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bkeat23]

Note to all:

Never ask the Major if you can check your email on his PC fter he checks this forum :wink:

[dlarkins]

7th inning leading 4-2 dizzy dean, slow hook. pitching. hal pinh hits don wert for dean and brings in carman against 3 left handed batters in eigth he gives up 3 run homer, i lose


in playoffs hal takes out alexander and puts in aguilera in tie game in 8th it makes me lose confidence in game itself

do a few people know hals inner workings and does that give them an unfair adnvantage

what have you experienced