Nev,Petrosian,F.Baileyetc. are PUSSIES

[GREGKOESTER]

The competition is just too tough with you and I guaranteed a Finals berth. Oh. I thought p.ussy was a good thing. The smartest thing God ever did was invent the p.ussy. Of course the dumbest thing He ever did was put a woman in charge of it.


:lol:

[bkeat23]

[quote:2ae5b340de="Grindi"]The competition is just too tough with you and I guaranteed a Finals berth. Oh. I thought (expletive) was a good thing. The smartest thing God ever did was invent the (expletive). Of course the dumbest thing He ever did was put a woman in charge of it.


:lol:[/quote:2ae5b340de]

With apologies to Marge if this offends....but here's a llittle ditty from John Hiatt:

I’m dirty as a man hole cover
I’m lookin for my long lost lover
She turned me out and now I’m sinkin’
I’m just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin’

I’m talking with a tight red sweater
I’m feelin’ like eddie vedder
Only twice as cool when she starts winkin’
I’m just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin’

I’m loyal as a dog but I’m a hog for that sexual attraction
It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt
No consequences just satisfaction

Baby in my heart I’m faithful
This two headed monster is so distasteful
Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin’
I’m just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin’
I’m just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin’
Think about it...

Forgive me if my instincts start stinkin’
I’m just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin’

[danielz]

muttdoc wrote:

Mine is a sick and twisted world one enters at their own peril, but the community tolerates me because they know that this is the only human contact I get, living in my Mother's basement.



My Mother has a huge 4 story house. She keeps me in the attic. I am happy there. It gets very hot in the summer as all I have is a little trap door to the roof. In recent leagues I have helped muttdoc win 5 credits and I think about leaping. Why should I help him win more. :( [/quote]

[nevdully's]

The Pu**y Willows, managed by Your Mother are [i:75b4583258]thinking[/i:75b4583258] about joining the league.

[NEILKAHN]

I am serious, she could soooo kick your ass. She has been an avid sports fan since the thirties Indians teams of Earl Averill, Wes Ferrell, Mel Harder, and her personal favorite, Hal Trosky. She still follows the Buckeyes, all sports, the Browns, and the Lebron show. When we bury her, it will be with a radio ear plug in, with the sports channel on.

[memphisjohn]

I'm waiting for...

"I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!!!"

"GIT THE HELL OUTA MY HOUSE IN JESUS NAME!!!"

[aceventura55369]

[quote:40f6f52b3e]{and one in particular that I would like to personally invite to DIE IMMEDIATELY!}[/quote:40f6f52b3e]

Hmmm, I wonder who this could be, LOL

[nevdully's]

I'm puttin a lousy team together as we speak....

[errormagnate]

If you really want to see some psychotic ramblings ask Muttdoc what he thinks of his favorite opponent in the multiple Samll Balls leagues - the Gonadopenics.

Some of the replies are so classic I use them when I teach my Abnormal Psych class to future assassins.

[NEILKAHN]

Yes, Ace, it IS YOU! And all of the evil incarnations you refer to as TWINS! They have foiled my plans umpteen times, and they must all die. As for the Gonadopenics, they eminate directly from HELL. They have personally ruined what should have, rightfully, been championships in the SmallBallers series. Now in league 4, my beloved Small Balls have only now, over 100 games into the season, clawed their way to .500 for the first time. But rest assured, if they fail again, I will return with Small Ballers 6, and 7, and 8, and 9, and......