Jesus Saves in Genesis $140M League

Postby Salty » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:32 pm

[quote:bf52e01787="PotKettleBlack"]Last time I read Genesis, Phil Collins was there, but no Jesus. Lotta begetting though.[/quote:bf52e01787]

I be gettin the funny jokes...

Bring back Israel Baseball league. :D


PS- Tom is handling the humour well.
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Postby danielz » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:58 pm

During the National anthem, Noah makes his players line up in 2's
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Postby Valen » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:53 pm

Anyone who uses a Noah theme must have a LH pitcher for each RH pitcher and platoon at every position. :lol:
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Postby docdave » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:08 am

Obvious team names:

Los Angeles Angels

San Diego Padres

St. Louis Cardinals

Suggestions:

Pittsburgh Clerics

Texas TV Evangelists

New England Presbyterians
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Postby PotKettleBlack » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:42 am

If this atheist were in, he'd be the Chicago Iconoclasts... or perhaps the Darwin Island Blind Watchmakers.
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Postby motherscratcher » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:52 am

We need a Joe Borowski card. Nobody made me invoke the name of the Lord more consistently as when he was the Tribe's closer.
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Postby The Jerk Store » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:22 am

[quote:62e4287af6="PotKettleBlack"]Can an avowed atheist join?[/quote:62e4287af6]

Or an Agnostic?
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Postby motherscratcher » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:18 pm

[quote:fa53d22032="getowtamypot"][quote:fa53d22032="PotKettleBlack"]Can an avowed atheist join?[/quote:fa53d22032]

Or an Agnostic?[/quote:fa53d22032]

What about the Dutch?
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Postby The Jerk Store » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:12 pm

[quote:d79965b00e="motherscratcher"][quote:d79965b00e="getowtamypot"][quote:d79965b00e="PotKettleBlack"]Can an avowed atheist join?[/quote:d79965b00e]

Or an Agnostic?[/quote:d79965b00e]

What about the Dutch?[/quote:d79965b00e]

We'll give some land to the Agnostics and Dutch, but we don't want the Irish!
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Postby danielz » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:49 pm

[quote:59f86ad190="PotKettleBlack"]If this atheist were in, he'd be the Chicago Iconoclasts... or perhaps the Darwin Island Blind Watchmakers.[/quote:59f86ad190]

Or the dark side of religion

Salem Witch Hunters
Christian Crusaders
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