Oliva goes down. HAL has to find a RF. Choices are Hatcher and Kuntz,
admittedly not great picks, but of course he obviously wants Kuntz, because against a RHP, if you roll a 3-4, you will find the ONLY PURE HIT ON HIS FREAKING CARD! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!
AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! (Thank you, spirit of Sam Kinnison).
And let's look at arms for a moment. You want your stronger are in RF,
right? Kuntz is -1, McCoskey is +1, so of course, HAL takes it upon
himself to MOVE THE NOODLEARM INTO RIGHT!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!
AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!
I consider myself lucky that HAL did not put Ray Fosse in LF, move Lenny Dykstra to short, put Robin Yount at C, move McCoskey to RF and EXHUME FREAKING ABNER DOUBLEDAY TO LIME THE FIELD! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!! AAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!!