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That's right, and I might include all of the rest of you...Tigger,F.Bailey,PBTR,Ziggy,MunichMan,StephenLee,Treyomo, Modmark,edbazo,Rob55...........even dare I say, BOBBY!!!! Yes, all of you who I have mentioned and numerous others that come to mind that I am now too lazy to type out{and one in particular that I would like to personally invite to DIE IMMEDIATELY!} Any of you too that have not yet picked up the gauntlet that I have thrown down. The NOT Nev league is challenging you! You can shut me out of your leagues, but I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! As a public service, I must reiterate that this league is not for the faint of heart. Anyone with a heart condition, or history of psychosis, with the exception of me, should not expose themselves to the terror which will accompany your participation in this league. For some of you accustomed to regurgitating out your diamond dope inspired teams, and then snoozing until the finals and when you can pick up your next free credit, this could be the END OF EXISTENCE AS YOU HAVE KNOWN IT!

Have a nice day. :D

Take your medicine... :roll:

Actually, Frank Bailey is my dog, not a cat. And his Juneau What? team was loaded into the NOT Nev league hours before this chest-pounding diatribe.

I understand how it gets sometimes when you run out of medication and the pharmacy is closed for the weekend, but if at all possible, take PBTR's advice. :wink:

In my case, I respond better to engraved invitations. 8)

I'm not sure if running out of the medicine is muttdoc's problem. I think the problem is he prescribes it himself. :wink:

Waivers are for pussies! :twisted:

Mutt, my Friend, there are some players in here that have it down "PAT." More power to them. I am not a number cruncher nor a computer "Whiz." I enjoy putting a team together and manage them. I know you are frustrated but remember this.....get with them or get out. Bobby and all the guys that you mentioned have kicked my butt. I have had my butt kicked in much....much.... tougher places than TSN ATG2. Seriously, Mutt, I understand your frustration but don`t take it out on them because they are winning. Keep the faith, my Friend. ....OOOOPS. Forgot one thing.........GOD BLESS TEXAS.... with HIS own hands.

Mutt, my Friend, I have had two (2) teams with the name....Southern Big Oil. ....The Managers names were....Freeze A Yankee ....and....Cheap Gas. Did`t win but was fairly competitive and ran my own ....Editorial. Keep the faith, my Friend. :wink:

OK, it's like this. If I stay on my medication, it dampens the joy I get from my crack. So I simply HAVE to stop it while the drugs hold out. BUT this is a mere diversionary tactic to get me sidetracked on this issue irrelevant to the fact that God HAS spoken to me, and inspired the selections I have made for the team in this league. I was awoken from a dead sleep and I clearly heard his voice saying " Johnny Evers...Johnny Evers..." Convinced that this was a sign from God, I then went to the free agent list, and closed my eyes. Like a Ouigi[sp.?] board, I randomly scrolled down the list, letting the Divine spirit guide my hand in selecting the team. While the selection of Ernie Andres may seem unconventional to you as my starting short stop, I am on a mission from God, and I am certain he will be highly productive!

Oh, and Goldwater, I assure you that the people I have insulted on here all know I am kidding, and that my lunatic rants are my standard way of generating interest in leagues that I start. Some of my classics, I think, have been for my Small Ballers series. Some of those songs are still, I think, classics. I can't. to this day, hear Lee Greenwood sing without thinking of the Small Ballers Three song he inspired. I still get misty just thinking about it.