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I know you guys are bigger Strat-Rats than me and my 80's buddies, but you should enjoy this.......

Click this link to listen (or right-click & SaveAs)... [url=http://home.comcast.net/~miklos2000/Strat-Rat_by_jeff_kloster_aka_yountfan.mp3]Strat-Rat a Song by YountFan[/url]

[b:db8f2f2cf8]Strat-Rat[/b:db8f2f2cf8]
Woke up this morning oh and three
Is this the kind of day it's gonna be?
I should have won two of those games
Bruce Sutter gone up in flames

I'm a Strat-Rat with a 5 pack
Can't get this monkey off my back
I'm obsessed and that's a fact jack
No reason to live if there's no Strat

The internet's down and I can't check the draft
I told my wife and she started to laugh
My boss said "Son you gotta work late"
Man it sucks when life gets in the way.

I'm a Strat-Rat with a 5 pack
Can't get this monkey off my back
Some people drink other people smoke crack
I buy my addiction by the 5 pack

I crunch the numbers I count the cards
My boss wishes I would work this hard
My wife's thinking that I've gone insane
I can't get the Strat off of my brain

I'm a Strat-Rat with a 5 pack
Can't get this monkey off my back
I'm obsessed and that's a fact jack
Got not reason to live if there's no Strat

I'm a Strat-Rat with a 5 pack
Can't get this monkey off my back
Some people drink other people smoke crack
I'd like to beat HAL with a baseball bat

[i:db8f2f2cf8](c) 2006 by Jeff Kloster[/i:db8f2f2cf8]

I am forced to listen to the weekly top 40 at work, and by far this was better than any of those by a mile. Cant wait for the CD to come out. Keep bustin out the tunes...
DAN

OUTSTANDING! I just played it for my wife. I told her the lyrics would explain it ALL to her. She got a kick out of it. Had to explain to her why we wanted to kill someone named HAL with a baseball bat, however. :) This really gave a good laugh. And, it even had a sort of Golden Earring inspired sound to it. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was great! I loved it! :D :D

:lol: Two thumbs up to that one.

[quote:205a1bb078]And, it even had a sort of Golden Earring inspired sound to it[/quote:205a1bb078]
This is an inspired comment modmark. And I thought I was the only guy in the US with a complete GE collection.

That was great !!!!!!, looking forward to the albumn :D :shock:

man, I'm falling off the charts already :(

Candy's goin BAD!