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As sung by Lee Greenwood;" And I'm proud to be an American, 'cause at least I know there's 5! ..And I won't forget the teams that died, to keep my dreams alive so I'll gladly pay up [cymbal crash] 25, and submit a team today..'cause there ain't no doubt I love small baaaaallls...God..fill..this..league..tooo..daaaaaaaay!"

PW is sweatbreads. Yes, I know it is not sweetbreads. I used that last time.

Ain't no doubt about it
This is why I play
To fuss and fight
And ruin muttdoc's day
So just you sit and be aware
I'm joining and take your dare.
For the only way to be alive
Is to play in Snall Balls 5
Its true our bats will be anemic
But its time for Gonadopenic
And though our pitchers have no touch
I dont hink it matters much
'cause the only way to be a live
Is to join us in SmallBalls 5

As sung by Irene Cara..."FIVE! I want to play forever...I just roll over and die...FIVE! Bring on your low cap lineups...remember to pay twenty-five[remember..remember..remember..remember] "

Only need nine!

jeez chief, I had thought you were closer than that

Whose got too many credits and not enough leagues?

come one, come nine

:roll:

Bump, until I can come up with another song.

As sung by Gloria Gaynor;" Five! I will play FIVE!... I will click on the sixty million cap and pay up twenty five and I will thrive...and you will lay down and DIE so now its five! You must play five!..." Sorry to resort to disco, but you have all had plenty of time to respond, so I will not accept any responsibility for whatever genre of music I am forced to resort to now.

only need eight! :!: :!: :!:

As sung by Robert Plant;" There's a league here, you know, that with twelve will be closed, and you're buying a small ballers lineup; Click on SmallBallers 5, and your dreams come alive, in a word, you won't get what you paid for...Oooh Ooooh, Oooh Ooooh and you're buying a small ballers lineup." Thought I would cleanse the palate after that disco crap in the previous posting. But I am warning you...Ring My Bell is next if there aren't at least 4 more teams signed on when I check back this evening, and that song has been shown to cause violent behavior outbursts in primates in well designed placebo controlled trials.