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This was part of my recent post on the new cards...the wife who usually finds me funny (she sure didnt marry me for money) gave it a luke-warm response- so I leave it to you- strat-o-masters to weigh in on this world-changing debate...
Also, if you are already pre-disposed to hating me, please send that directly to my inbox rather than weigh in here.
(bernie, you are welcome to vote, but only once please, cant skew the results)

Q: What do the new strat cards and Tom Cruise have in common?
A: They're both not out yet

Q: In What Year will TSN actually start giving a crap about Strat-online?
A: "What's strat-online? Do we really own it?"

A: Cesar Cedeno, Teddy Higuera, Sarah Palin
Q: Name 3 people I've already seen too much of.


Ohhh, bonus question!!!

What comes up faster, Monica or Koufax's ERA in ATG 6?
(write all answers on the back of a $100 bill and send to El-Saltman, courtesey of TSN inbox )

(*) Oh I get it... you meant it to be funny. Didn't seem like
a joke at first.

(*) Salt posted that? I thought it was Nev. :mrgreen:

(*) What do you get when you cross Salt with late cards?
Salt-o-matic.
Nope, that wasn't funny either.

[quote:0badaac4f6="River Field View"](*)

(*) Salt posted that? I thought it was Nev. :mrgreen:
.[/quote:0badaac4f6]

Why is the little voice in my head sayin, now they copied Nev's little green man too?
TOOOO FUNNNYYY!!!

Gotta love it. :lol: :lol:

PS- Bernie, stop votin already!!!

[quote:a875b2af0e](*) What do you get when you cross Salt with late cards?
Salt-o-matic.
Nope, that wasn't funny either.[/quote:a875b2af0e]
I thought it was, as well as salty's jokes. Maybe that shows my sense of humor is not as good as it once was. :lol:

Or maybe put another way. These have been a lot more entertaining than the new cards have been. :lol:

I don't have a C-Note to mail the answers back to ya Saltman, how about a Maury Wills Strat-o card?

[quote:2cacf489e2="Chuck1234"]I don't have a C-Note to mail the answers back to ya Saltman, how about a Maury Wills Strat-o card?[/quote:2cacf489e2]

Any Maury Wills card will be accepted as a monetary transaction here.
8-)

...also, thanks V- I noticed no love brokeback style though, I cant imagine why?