by Rigged Splits » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:43 pm
We're smackless because all of you have been scared off of your championship dreams by the Hootersville Scarecrows. Yes, that's the very same Scarecrows that are 11th in hitting and 9th in pitching. Pathetic! :oops:
I know the Cinderella Men (must be transvestites) have a better record, but they will soon be revealed as the shabby scrub girls they really are.
Since you're all so demoralized right now you've probably forgotten the rules, so here's a refresher. The top eight teams in each bracket make it to the next round! Though you can't defeat the Scarecrows, you can still salvage the season by coming in 2nd through 8th place. That's right, 8th place! Probably an attainable goal for even the worst of the teams and managers in this bracket. Well maybe not. Jablowmi might as well advance a couple of last place teams in the other brackets rather than let any of your pitiful teams move up!:P