by 1st Command Commando » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:15 am
Off the wire from Armed Forces Press, this hidden item from page 17, paragraph 6:
In apparently the first instance of blast fence training conducted by Jim Burroughs, the general manager of the A-10 Warthogs was spotted walking dazedly past the top-secret airfield used as a practice facility by A-10. When asked what he was doing there, all the general manager could utter was - "Rick Manning? He is a great player. Awesome glove. Above average arm. Why shouldn't we have drafted him?"
Team Owner and field boss Jim Burroughs was questioned as well, and all he would state was, "Look, we ponied up 1.5 million bones for Dale Murphy. Why in the world would we pay Rick Freaking Manning 500 thousand bones to patrol the real estate that Dale Murphy will secure for 162 games? Any general manager of mine that makes that kind of incomphrensible decision had better get his resume' dusted off."
When it was pointed out to Jim that Rick can play 1 defense at a corner outfield spot as well, Jim just said, "Well, duh!!!! My job is to run a team and capture a championship. Are you gonna stand in my way or am I going to have to introduce you to blast fence training as well?" At that point, the interrogation ended.