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The[size=18:f68b1870ed][color=blue:f68b1870ed] Krazy Keeshonds [/color:f68b1870ed][/size:f68b1870ed]held a preseason press conference, where manager Fitch discussed making some moves in an attempt to upgrade the team. Waivers are tonight at 5:00 (about 1 more hour).
Fitch - "We brought many top notch players into camp and most will be staying. Despite their reputations, Langston and Dunston performed well in workouts that were closed to the media, but both of them have already been told they don't fit into out plans. They are not fan favorites and this team wants to keep the crowd happy. The main goal for this Keeshond franchise is to put a competitive team on the field each day. We want the fans to better enjoy that $15 Supersized 4 oz. burger, stick around for the 9th inning to buy a $8 candybar and a $50 Krazy Keeshond mascot bobblehead for the ride home."
Media - "Why havn't Langston and Dunston been cut yet?"
Fitch - "Dunston in a fit of rage, upon learning he didn't make the team, dumped gatorade mixed with pinetar on the uniforms and benches. As team captain, George Brett took issue with that and is making Dunston clean the uniforms by hand with a scrub brush. Langston felt sorry for him and is helping him out. Once they finish we'll officially cut both. We are taking any trade offers for one or both of them very seriously. Dunston has sworn that he will ravage our pitching if he ever gets an opportunity elsewhere. I doubt it'll ever happen though."