SOM Hates Me.....Or Maybe TSN Does. Want Proof?

[Barbie Girl]

My 80s team has won seven straight and is three games back with three to play. My team is playing the final series on the first place team's home field. My THREE best hitters all got hurt in game three last night. Guess how many games they are hurt for.

:?

Nah, I'll just tell you......THREE!

:x



What more proof to I need that I am [i:157a5b67cb]persona non grata[/i:157a5b67cb] to SOM or TSN?

:(

[LMBombers]

Well the good part is that you have the opportunity to play the first place team in your final series. That is who you would want to play. What is your H2H record vs this team? If you sweep tonight will you have 13 or more wins in the season series? If you would have 11 or less it doesn't matter as you would already lose the tie-breaker. If you currently have 9 a sweep would put you 12-12 so it would then go to the team with the best run differential.

[chess2899]

Of course HAL hates you. HAL is not a computer but a midget hiding within a metal apparatus. He grew up with people laughing at him, girls embarrassing him, and developed a low self esteem. His job in life is to make everyone as miserable as him. He thrives on crushing people's hopes in Strat and loves last day torture. He injured my 28 game winner in the Championship game, gave me a 17 game losing streak to knock me out of 1st place and injured 6 starters in game one of my playoffs. He is hateful and deceitful and will make substitutions just to piss you off. He is HAL, but should be named HELL. He doesn't like the name "Barbie Girl" because his mother took his Barbie collection away from him at age 12.
There is nothing you can do except contribute another $24.99 to his retirement. :cry:

[Barbie Girl]

I am 13-8 against him in head to head meetings. I'm hoping for a sweep, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

:(

[Barbie Girl]

[quote:9d9a1dd1ec="chess2899"]Of course HAL hates you. HAL is not a computer but a midget hiding within a metal apparatus. He grew up with people laughing at him, girls embarrassing him, and developed a low self esteem. His job in life is to make everyone as miserable as him. He thrives on crushing people's hopes in Strat and loves last day torture. He injured my 28 game winner in the Championship game, gave me a 17 game losing streak to knock me out of 1st place and injured 6 starters in game one of my playoffs. He is hateful and deceitful and will make substitutions just to piss you off. He is HAL, but should be named HELL. He doesn't like the name "Barbie Girl" because his mother took his Barbie collection away from him at age 12.
There is nothing you can do except contribute another $24.99 to his retirement. :cry:[/quote:9d9a1dd1ec]

I know where I'd like to shove a metal apparatus on HAL.

:evil:

[Semper Gumby]

Just the stats - but how many games did those hitters missing during the season's course?

If this is their first vacation, you've been lucky

[Barbie Girl]

This team has been a virtual MASH unit. But I haven't had an injury in over a week.

:x

[gutter huggers]

That's funny.