Poison Pills Draft is running...
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:30 pmHere are the Pills
1. All minority team. 100% of your pitching staff and your entire field players must be non-caucassions and you must play in the whitest city in America...Minneapolis-St Paul...The Metrodome
2. All 750k starting staff playing in the Kingdome
3. All 750k position players playing in Royals Stadium
4. All 4's up the middle team...your catcher/cf/ss/and 2b must all field a 4 and your catcher must have a + arm as well as your cf. YourDH must be a 1. You also must carry 25 players and play in Oakland.
5. The Vanna White Team. All players first or last names must start with a vowell.
6. The Pat Sajak team...all players first and last names end with a consanant.
7. The Geriatric team...or Wheeze Kids... All players must be 36 or older on at least one of their cards. Including pitchers. You must verify the birthdate at an alternate site...the info is not on the cards...When I wrote this one I was thinking of APBA Baseball that has the birthdates.
8. Frequent Flyer Team...Only players who played for 3 or more teams on their card are eligible.
9. Lee Majors Team. At least 10 players or pitchers including DH must be 6 million dollars or more.
10. Slap Hitters in The Murph... Your entire roster of position players must not average more than 10 hrs and you play your home games in the Murph.
11. Gopher ballers in The Kingdome...Your entire staff of pitchers must have an average ERA of over 4.
12. Small market team disease...You must drop your lowest ERA pitcher and highest average hitter at the 45 / 90 / and 135 game marks of the season due to them leaving for free agency.
13. Players from 1 division only. Defined as a majority of their years as being played for teams within that division. Tie breakers going to the first team played for.
14. The chill pill, players must be from one of the following; Detroit, Minnesota, Toronto, Montreal, Seatle, and both Chicago's
15. Charley Comiskey Pill. You can have no player over 3 million dollars. He was a cheap (expletive).
16. The wanabe pill. Players must be from a team aht did NOT win a series during the 80's
17. The jack McKeon pill. You must trade 8 guys during the course of the season. You can do multiple players, but 8 must go. they could be one a week or all at once.
18. The billy bean pill. You can only spend 65M, until the halfway point, then you can spend the rest of your money.
19. The, input stupid manager here, pill. All of your players may not play in thier primary positions. Example boggs would have to be 1b and your lowest obp hitter leads off and lowest slg% hitter bats 4th
20. Thw white rat pill: all your players must have W power
21. The all platoon team. You must have 2 players for each position and noone can play every day...a totally seperate lineup for LHP and RHP. And your pitching staff must have all RH SP and LH RP or vice versa
22. The Peter Angelos Team. All 25 players must be 3 million dollars or less including all pitching. 10 players must be over 35 at the time of their last card...and 10 players must be under 25 at the time of their first card
23. The Slow as Mollasses Team....Your entire on field team including reserves must run at a 1-10 or below and play in Kansas City...Your Pitchers must have a Whip of 1.35 or higher...ERA can be anything.
24. Speed Merchants All position players must have at least B stealing and 14 running and have at least one season per side of the plate with a W in their power collumn.
25. Must trade best pitcher and hitter on team, as determined by vote of other 11 owners in league or worst teams choice, to team with worst league record in exchange for 2 players that worst record team wants to let go, at game #81.
This is the final selections...do they need any glaring alteration? or are they fair?
Draft Order and selections. Once the order has been determined for the first round you have the choice of drafting a pill or a player...if you select a pill simply cut and paste it next to your name...if you are selecting player...just write player and when we begin the draft the first person with player drafts first and the first player who picked a poison will pick last and so on. Once we get lottery results we will put team and manager names in order and you may choose at that time.
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1. All minority team. 100% of your pitching staff and your entire field players must be non-caucassions and you must play in the whitest city in America...Minneapolis-St Paul...The Metrodome
2. All 750k starting staff playing in the Kingdome
3. All 750k position players playing in Royals Stadium
4. All 4's up the middle team...your catcher/cf/ss/and 2b must all field a 4 and your catcher must have a + arm as well as your cf. YourDH must be a 1. You also must carry 25 players and play in Oakland.
5. The Vanna White Team. All players first or last names must start with a vowell.
6. The Pat Sajak team...all players first and last names end with a consanant.
7. The Geriatric team...or Wheeze Kids... All players must be 36 or older on at least one of their cards. Including pitchers. You must verify the birthdate at an alternate site...the info is not on the cards...When I wrote this one I was thinking of APBA Baseball that has the birthdates.
8. Frequent Flyer Team...Only players who played for 3 or more teams on their card are eligible.
9. Lee Majors Team. At least 10 players or pitchers including DH must be 6 million dollars or more.
10. Slap Hitters in The Murph... Your entire roster of position players must not average more than 10 hrs and you play your home games in the Murph.
11. Gopher ballers in The Kingdome...Your entire staff of pitchers must have an average ERA of over 4.
12. Small market team disease...You must drop your lowest ERA pitcher and highest average hitter at the 45 / 90 / and 135 game marks of the season due to them leaving for free agency.
13. Players from 1 division only. Defined as a majority of their years as being played for teams within that division. Tie breakers going to the first team played for.
14. The chill pill, players must be from one of the following; Detroit, Minnesota, Toronto, Montreal, Seatle, and both Chicago's
15. Charley Comiskey Pill. You can have no player over 3 million dollars. He was a cheap (expletive).
16. The wanabe pill. Players must be from a team aht did NOT win a series during the 80's
17. The jack McKeon pill. You must trade 8 guys during the course of the season. You can do multiple players, but 8 must go. they could be one a week or all at once.
18. The billy bean pill. You can only spend 65M, until the halfway point, then you can spend the rest of your money.
19. The, input stupid manager here, pill. All of your players may not play in thier primary positions. Example boggs would have to be 1b and your lowest obp hitter leads off and lowest slg% hitter bats 4th
20. Thw white rat pill: all your players must have W power
21. The all platoon team. You must have 2 players for each position and noone can play every day...a totally seperate lineup for LHP and RHP. And your pitching staff must have all RH SP and LH RP or vice versa
22. The Peter Angelos Team. All 25 players must be 3 million dollars or less including all pitching. 10 players must be over 35 at the time of their last card...and 10 players must be under 25 at the time of their first card
23. The Slow as Mollasses Team....Your entire on field team including reserves must run at a 1-10 or below and play in Kansas City...Your Pitchers must have a Whip of 1.35 or higher...ERA can be anything.
24. Speed Merchants All position players must have at least B stealing and 14 running and have at least one season per side of the plate with a W in their power collumn.
25. Must trade best pitcher and hitter on team, as determined by vote of other 11 owners in league or worst teams choice, to team with worst league record in exchange for 2 players that worst record team wants to let go, at game #81.
This is the final selections...do they need any glaring alteration? or are they fair?
Draft Order and selections. Once the order has been determined for the first round you have the choice of drafting a pill or a player...if you select a pill simply cut and paste it next to your name...if you are selecting player...just write player and when we begin the draft the first person with player drafts first and the first player who picked a poison will pick last and so on. Once we get lottery results we will put team and manager names in order and you may choose at that time.
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