by pwootten » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:57 am
[quote:9f8c586eb4="voovits"]Well... you asked for it!
Your team is so bad...
- Hal Richman sent a letter to your house threatening to sue.
- HAL sent an automated message to Bernie to get you banned from the game.
- Buck Martinez will be your best hitter.
- Your computer monitor displays "I need a Valium" on the league homepage.
- Your web browser crashes every time you try to bring up your team page.
- They make the 62 Mets look like a bunch of hall of famers.
- You will actually win every game because your "opponents" will have to forfeit as they will be laughing too hard to actually play.
:lol:[/quote:9f8c586eb4]
If this isn't a living example of the perils of smoking crack during pregnancy, I don't know what is.