by ArrylT » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:00 pm
[b:8b08ba3d7a]AT Press: [i:8b08ba3d7a]Hoboken Changes Team Names[/i:8b08ba3d7a][/b:8b08ba3d7a]
The Hoboken squad, owned by Sykes, was originally announced as the Hoboken Kybrids. However the team has undergone a name change and is now known as the Hoboken Hybrids.
Speaking under condition of guaranteed anonymity, a source within the Hoboken organization confirmed that some of the millions saved by Sykes was spent on the re-naming, and that a whole new line of uniforms was ordered at rush delivery.
The source did not confirm, but did not deny that the old team advertising slogan was to have been 'KYbrids, better entertainment than KY Jelly'. Neither did the source comment on a rumour that the new slogan will be 'Hybrids, we promise to only be lousy half the time'.
In other news, no spokesperson was available today to comment on exactl what is meant by the team name 'Big Boy Collection'.