The Montreal Royals would like to announce the successful completion of our main, publicly stated, goal.
Many of our beloved readers may recall this previous article:
[quote:e63520b54e]We spoke to several ballplayers currently playing in Munich, and they paint a different story. Unfortunately we decided not to publish their names, due to their request, as they were concerned about violent reprisals to their families. Munich Management has been noted for their harsh means in the past, and it is rumoured that goons funded by the MM Corporation were key in breaking up the last SOM Player Cards strike. [/quote:e63520b54e]
In any case, the main goal of the Montreal Royals this season was to act as a Munich killer. We are pleased to announce the successful competion of this goal! 8-)
The Montreal Royals, won 2 of 3 last night, and have finished their regular season schedule against Munich Viermeisters with a very impressive 16-8 record. Although it is not likely that the Viermeisters will lose 100 games, as previously predicted, they are pretty much a lock for 90 losses and the Royals take pride in helping to achieve this result.