The "Dunk JeepDriver" League Chat

[Jeepdriver]

You must have partied too much after that series Tyber, since you've gone 2-4 since then. :wink:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

You mean the kegger we threw in the lockerroom after the series wasn't a good idea?! :oops: :wink:

[KEVINEHLE]

:evil: :evil: :evil: All Snob players have been suspended until further notice. :evil: :evil: :evil:

1. They will all be volunteering at the soup kitchen downtown.
2. After that they will all be picking up litter along the 101 in Phoenix in August (12 hour shifts)!!
3. After that, my Snobs will be going to the Phoenix Metro Jeep dealerships and wash and detail every Wrangler on the lot with a toothbrush until spotless.
4. They will have to buy their suits "off the rack" for now on!!
5. My GM, Biff, and his wife Buffy will be cleaning out elephant cages at the Phoenix Zoo using their bare hands.

I believe that this type of action is warranted so that there will never be such a humiliation in the future as what went on last night in Jeepville. The franchise is at its lowest point in history. :cry: :oops: :oops:

Kev :cry: :cry: :cry:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

East:

Snobs -1
Jeeps +4
Wranglers +56
4 runner +1

Central:

Miniskirted La La Renegades -16
Armada Phanatics +2
Accurate MDX's -2
Willys Overland -10

West:

Tributes -10
Hummers -14
Rovers -4
Jackaroos -6

[ArrylT]

Well there goes my plan of having an East division squad sub for me in my next series against JeepDriver. ;)

I guess I will just have to find Doug Davis and clone him. :twisted:

Meanwhile I actually won a series on the road, and a sweep at that. Now hopefully we can build upon that. :)

[Jeepdriver]

---Too Funny Kev :mrgreen:

[KEVINEHLE]

Eastern Division:
Home--83-40
Away--52-77

Central Division:
Home--63-66
Away--64-59

Western Division:
Home--70-56
Away--46-80

I find these records pretty interesting. We like our home games in the East and the West. Road games are evil. Jeep is 21-9 at home. What is going on in that stadium!!?? Poisonous gases piped into opposing dugouts during the game?? It's gotta be somethin'!! :shock:

Kev

[cummings2]

OK.

At least I wasn't swept and I wasn't shut out twice like the last time...

next time Jeep...

next time.

-Next time we meet Jeep...I'll show the world that underneath that rugged exterior lies a shy Chevy Pinto. :shock:

[Jeepdriver]

A Pinto was a Ford brand, but it's probably a good thing you didn't know that. :wink:

I'll take a 2 out of 3...especially since I had a bad night over all for my teams.

[ANDREWLAITURI]

[quote:cea820ba79="tyber90"][quote:cea820ba79="tyber90"]Points for a win vs. Jeep:
In Division=1 point
Out of Div=2 points

For a loss vs. Jeep:
In Division=minus 1 point
Out of Div=minus 2 points

Bonus Points for a Shutout*:
In Division=2 points
Out of Div=4 points
*minus points if JeepDriver shuts you out

Points for a Dunk (Sweep)*:
In Division=6 points
Out of Division=12 points
*minus points if JeepDriver dunks you[/quote:cea820ba79][/quote:cea820ba79]