by Munich_Man » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:43 pm
[quote:de40dc3b8c="gkhd11a"]Are you joking?
Charlie Bucket, you've found the 5th golden ticket. But, do you really want to see the inside of that chocolate factory????
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole large intestines! You bumped into the hospital nurse which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir![/quote:de40dc3b8c]
Charlie, I forgot to mention that witty banter of this sort will be required throught the season.
Failure to meet or exceed your already high standards will result in severe punishment.
This punishment shall be meted out in the henious form of bad puns, posted in the general league mail section as well as specifically targeted to your personal in-box.
You WILL be pun-ished!
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