LOTO O5' HPCC League

[ANDREWLAITURI]

You guys are sooooo gonna get whaled on!

[Stoney18]

Okay, that did it. When are we going to Vegas?

I think a weekend with you guys will give me bar conversations for about 10 years.

Let's see,

Redneck relatives? check
30 years of dating stories check
Vegas trip with Strat geeks check


All the bases covered! :D

[cummings2]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys have been cracking me all day long.

Ty, Dude...you gotta take it easy on me :!: I've been cracking up until I start to :cry: I had rehearsal today and I sneaked a peak to the thread from my phone, I almost choked and did yet another spit take on your Pulitzer drama up there :lol:

Where the doo-doo did you come up with Bernadette as Rob's seretary? :lol: With my sick mind I kept thinking of Bernadette Peters in The longest Yard (the Burt version, not the new one)

Got Pabst :?:

Charles and Reginald :lol: :lol: :lol: Ooooooh boy this one really cracks me up

Dude that was like totally rad and fab man.

Where'd you pick up all those big words? I had to break my Webster open to check up on "contumelious"

ooooh man o man, that was a much needed laugh (still cracking up writing this)

By the way honey...errr, Jerry :oops: -DANG I KNEW it!!!!: Note to self: Keep laughing Chuck...the more you laugh the less truths you let out.

-You're right Sto, a weekend in Vegas golfing and strat-ing with this bunc sounds WAY too good to pass on.


This is a classic Ty... oooh boy can't wait for Rob "Hugh M Hefner" Voz has to say about this :lol:

[Jerlins]

Heh, now I am officially frightened!!

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Jer,

No worries bro, we're really normal after the meds kick in. :wink:

C2,

Thanks for the review! Roger Ebert has got nothing on you. :D

[cummings2]

8) 8) 8) Well at least you didn't say that "The Roper" has nothing on me
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DANG it again!

[i:16b4e5bfc8][b:16b4e5bfc8]Roeper[/b:16b4e5bfc8][/i:16b4e5bfc8] not Roper...that's what I meant...I mean, wouldn't want anything that brings references to Brokeback Mountain and stuff like that here...DOH :shock: I did it again...just not my day :roll:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Roeper?! Oh yeah! That skinny feller. He's kinda cute! OOPS! :oops:

LOL! I warned ya'll that my brains done leaked down the shower drain years ago. :lol:

Rob "the Hef" Voz?! LOL! I love it!

[cummings2]

:lol:

And talking about roping...what the h...I said roping not [i:7df25f24a4][b:7df25f24a4]g[/b:7df25f24a4][/i:7df25f24a4]roping [i:7df25f24a4]Reginald[/i:7df25f24a4] :shock:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

I have a comment about that but at the moment, I'm thinker than you drunk I am. :?

[ROBERTVOZZA]

Rob: Ty I have to admit that I find you to be a demeritorious, odious, deplorable, despicable, detestable person.

Tyber: WOW! Thanks dude! I think you're pretty cool too.


I almost choked from laughing so hard out loud...

Don't I wish I was THAT successful, rich, powerful and SNOBBY...Well, maybe not the snobby part...

Truth be told - I may be the most UN successful screenwriter of all time...My wife thinks I am the worst dresser that EVER lived and the biggest A-Hole on the planet because I am loud, aggressive and totally street - altho Catholic educated for 13 years and have a BA in Film - which if you add up the 16 failed scripts I wrote and the 1.3 M Miles I have driven along with the 1.5M (Minimum) lbs of freight I have either loaded onto or off of trucks I have driven in my adult lifetime, would basically get me a cup of coffee and a donut at Dunkin Donuts and a bad back.

Sorry I haven't been around much the past 2 weeks with the exception of a few fleeting moments here and there. Apr/May are very busty delivery months and to make matters worse I was in not 1 but 2 car accidents in 48 hrs last week.

So i have been going to bed early and getting up really early for me. Leaving before I check my teams and getting back after deadline...So I have barely even checked my scores and set my lineups and per game starters lately. I try to do it all on Sunday in advance, but my 5 yr old needs attention too. So my once 20 games over .500 and nearly .700 pct has dwindled down to about a game or 2 over .500 in the 06' set.

Think I sholud have waited before I added 3 more teams. Didn't make the finals in that other 05' league. Maybe I am better off. I certainly don't think I could have handled another league right now.

BTW, it was mine and safe to assume everyone elses pleasure having one of the best 05' players join our fun group, Jerlins. Be sure to join the 06 48 team LOTO Tour when I send you your invitation.

Most of the LOTO players are top 50 HOC/Ratings and the others are really just as competitive, just don't play in as many leagues. Everyone here will be invited. So Hope you will all play. Robt

PS, Ty, that is one of the funniest things I have ever read on these boards. I am so much more like the Pabst guy than the Louis the 14th guy you wouldn't believe it - just an east coast version. The City I am from, much like Detroit, Newark or DC is one of the highest violent crime cities in the US and one of the only major cities that has defaulted...Corrupt politicians, gangs, drugs(Major heroin problem), murder, and one of the highest in rape in the uS as well. It is such a toilet I am glad I have been away for over 20 yrs now.

And yes, I think this bunch should definitely have a n SOM get together in Las vegas or Phoenix during the cooler months, or somewhere farther north in the summer - Maybe Tahoe. Then we can still gamble. :twisted: :wink: robert