Archive of SportingNews.com's old SOM Baseball forum

Twas the night before Christmas and all though the world of Strat,
All the owners were resting from inane pics and chat,
As they drifted off into wine induced sleep,
They had ridiculous dreams of getting great players cheap.
That they would awake in the morning and check the boards to see,
that Foxx had slipped to the 4th round, or they got Hornsby in auction for 3!
That someone offered them a trade of Cano for Drew
or that that Pujols had been rated at SS as a 2!
But when they awoke, their team was still lame,
But they grateful they could have fun playing the game!

:lol:

:D :wink:

You are to be commended on your effort to induce our brethren to enjoy the literary. Too bad they were all to busy poring over the year end stats and Winter League rosters to notice.