appropriate Caddyshack quote

[visick]

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?

Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.

Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

Ty Webb: By height.

[visick]

Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

[visick]

Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf.

Spalding Smails: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis.

Judge Smails: You're playing golf and you're going to like it.

Spalding Smails: What about my asthma?

Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma.

[ROBERTFIELD]

"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? "

[ROBERTFIELD]

"Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

[GREGDALY]

1) Owwwww.... My arm...... (as Rodney swings his elbow back and forth)

2) Hey Smails, Thousand bucks you miss that putt!

3) Rodney to the bartender "Can you make.... (forget the drink)," response from bartender (slick caddy) "Can you make a shoe smell?"

[JAMESBEESON]

"from the middle of the pack,the Cinderella boy

[doctrcpa]

... about to become the Masters champion.

[ROBERTFIELD]

I'm bumpin this...


[quote:573228547c]"Hey Smails! My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!"[/quote:573228547c]

[ROBERTFIELD]

"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."