The "Dunk JeepDriver" League Chat

[Jeepdriver]

Tell me that's[i:eb85635245] not [/i:eb85635245]a left-handed compliment :lol:

[DENNISTUMBERG]

Only 8 days left until I get my revenge on Jeep, in his house!!!!! :lol:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

General Tyber strides back and forth in front of a wanted poster of Jeep's face. "As you were."

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a league by losing to his enemy. he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard lose to his team.
Men, all this stuff you've heard about us not wanting to beat Jeep, wanting to rollover, is a lot of horse dung.
Americans traditionally love to win. All real Americans, love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers ... Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.

Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in Hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why we have not lost and will never lose this league. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, your rosters are a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The Bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post, don't know anything more about baseball than they do about fornicating.
Now we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world.

You know ... My God, I actually pity that poor bastard we're going up against. My God, I do. We're not just going to beat Jeep, we're going to cut out his living guts and use them as pinetar for our bats. We're going to hand out losses to those lousy Wrangler bastards by the bushel.

Now some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. The Wranglers are the enemy. Wade into them. Injure his hitters, fire a fastball into their bellies. When you put your hand into a bunch of confetti, that a moment before was your best friends team, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything, we'll let the Jeep do that. We are advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding onto anything except Jeep. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose.

Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, What did you do in the great Dunk Jeepdriver League? You won't have to say, Well, I shoveled shit in the League basement. Alright now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into any league anytime, anywhere. That's all.

[ANDREWLAITURI]

I warned you it was coming! :evil:

[DENNISTUMBERG]

:lol: :D :lol:

I love it! Where was that speech yesterday, since obviously the Eye of Tiger didn't work at all!

[cummings2]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very nicely done General Ty!

-Just remember guys, this speech happens in the beggining of the movie - halfway down the movie Patton gets so upset with one of his soldiers for crying that he whacks him in the head -even though the poor sap was in the hospital- sooooooo...if by around game 110-120 you loose to Jeep -Don't, I repeat Do Not come to this thread and cry about it...Ty might just loose it :shock:

Very cool Ty, - I kept wondering "How is Ty going to do the whole living guts to "[i:4c2123e1ea]Grease the thread of out Tanks[/i:4c2123e1ea]" -Aaaaah Mr. George C. S. - Now [i:4c2123e1ea]That[/i:4c2123e1ea], my good Dunkers is a memorable performance.

Thanks for the memories Ty.

O.K. now my turn.

-Ahem...If you guys don't pick up the pace against the Jeeper-creeper I'll break into my Carey Mahoney speech from Police Academy 3 :evil:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

LOL!! Now THAT I gotta see!!! :lol: :lol:

I had to go back and throw some seperation between sentences so it was more readable. :roll:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Wait a minute...Bastard is a swear word but Bastards isn't?! LOL!! Gotta love the political correctness BS!

Oh yeah and Patton is one of my all time favorite movies! I can't count the number of times I've watched it! :shock:

[cummings2]

I know, it's weird. I remeber once writing my atempt to a semi smart post in the strategy section, I got to refering to c.u.m.u.l.a.t.i.v.e. stats.

Needless to say it came out like this: (expletive)ulative :roll:

actually, ket see if it still does:

Cumulative

[cummings2]

yeah I can write cumulative :D :D ..I think actually it was in the blog not in the strategy section...will try later.

"we'll have a celebration...ce-le-brate good times..." :oops: Sorry Kool & The Gang in the Honda Civic :shock: