The Return of FRKL - Season I 2006 - Season Underway!!

[johnlaw1564]

Kev- I don't think this story will help you explain about the cats, but it might make her want to get a dog.

My Purina Diet ...

I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting
in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out the door laughing loudly.

[Stoney18]

That is freaking hilarious!! :mrgreen:

[KEVINEHLE]

John, you are right!! The story doesn't help me with my cats........but I laughed until I had tears in my eyes!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kev

[ArrylT]

[b:339590d78b]AT Press: [i:339590d78b]Wednesday August 23rd Highlight[/i:339590d78b][/b:339590d78b]

[url=http://fantasygames.sportingnews.com/baseball/stratomatic/2006/league/boxscore.html?group_id=3182&g_id=179]David Ortiz slams 2 HR and leads league with 14[/url]

[ArrylT]

Won my first road series against a team outside my division. :) Hopefully my guys can build upon it tonight at home against 3 SPs who are RH Heavy.

[cirills]

John, you must be a very famous guy because I have heard that story before! :wink: :P

[Jeepdriver]

Y'all know why dogs lick their balls, don't you?

---because they can :wink:

[Jeepdriver]

Geez, I still have 4 guys out, all are out for tonight. If I ever get someone healthy, they are immediately replaced on the DL by someone else. I've never seen a team decimated by this many injuries for this long.

[KEVINEHLE]

I'm hoping my guys get hurt so that maybe someone on the bench can actually perform worth a crap!! Is there a rule about dropping all of my Keepers!!!?? :shock:

Kev

[johnlaw1564]

Sandlotshrink - I should have stated this was not MY purina diet! I really prefer the feline version ... licking pussy!