The "Dunk JeepDriver" League Chat

[Jeepdriver]

I've gotta find a way to beat the East guys. All the ground I've gained could be lost soon if I don't find the "key" to victory over these guys. :evil:

I think I'll try a fuel injection cleaning tonight and see how that goes. If that fails, new spark plugs could be on the horizon. :wink:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Okay Jeep I'm feeling bad for you so, in my current state of sympathy, I will give you the Ultra Top Secret Key to beating the East teams...

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Score more runs than we do! :wink: :mrgreen:

[Jeepdriver]

...or allow the least, right? :wink:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Well Geez Jeep! I couldn't give the whole strategy away. :mrgreen:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Well, aside from the obvious goal of pounding Jeep into dogfood, I've got the equally daunting task tonight of fighting it out with Kev for sole possession of first place in the East. Should be a great matchup between these two ballclubs.

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Classic match-up between the Snobs and my club lastnight now if I could only convince Hensley to stop bringing his gas can to the mound with him we might win a few more of those games. :roll:

I just hope that 15 inning game didn't wear out the Snobs for the more important mission of whooping Jeep's tail tonight.

[ANDREWLAITURI]

East:

Snobs +7
Jeeps +4
Wranglers +48
4 runner +1

Central:

Miniskirted La La Renegades -16
Armada Phanatics +2
Accurate MDX's -2
Willys Overland -10

West:

Tributes -10
Hummers -14
Rovers -4
Jackaroos -6

I have to be serious here for a sec and give Jeep mad props for his performance in a league where he's number 1 with a bullet and 11 guys are gunning for him.

Now on a less than serious note...Somebody got a spatula to help clean up what's left of the 4 Runners??? :shock: :shock:

[Jeepdriver]

Excuse me, but I'm a little misty this morning. I was just contacted by [i:30bbaba854]Car & Driver[/i:30bbaba854] magazine that I was in line and one of the favorites for "SUV of the year". Would write more but I gotta clean off my keyboard now. :lol:

[KEVINEHLE]

The reason I chose the Escalade Snobs as my team was because I noticed the Escalade owners in Scottsdale, AZ were a defiant bunch. They looked down at small SUV owners, like lets say....Jeep Wranglers owners with contempt and disgust. The Black with gold trim and oversized rims on the Escalade was a show of snobbery and arrogance to show the little vehicles you would see on an episode of M*A*S*H that they are just mere peasants and will be squashed down if they dared to challenge them.
Escalade owners and Wrangler owners only co-mingle in certain situations:
A. A Wrangler owner may wash an Escalade
B. A Wrangler owner may park an Escalade at fancy establishments for a pittance of a tip
C. A Wrangler owner may clean an Escalade owner's pool or maybe mow his giant lawn.

Tonight, even though we will be playing at a "blue collar" stadium, the snooty Snobs will enter and give the Jeeps their due respect. However, they will not be eating the stadium hot dogs and drink Schlitz from the refreshment areas.

Kev (the anti-snob....but will will do anything for some "Ws"!! :D

[Jeepdriver]

Kev, you're barking out both ends again. You can't say "you're not one of those snobs" and then try and use said snob vehicle (Escalade) to run over my Wrangler, which incidentally there's a reason it was vehicle of choice in the M*A*S*H episodes. Oh, to throw down Maj. Houlihan in the back of a Wrangler with the top down! What a nice piece of cookie that was! You think you could do that in an Escalade? I think not!

Once again, the Wranglers (27-15 in their last 42 games) will run over yet another SUV tonight. The only body part that won't be damaged will be their noses. Even a Wrangler can't climb that high! :D