Oh, I can bark from both ends! I wanted to key each and every one of those snob driven Escalades, but I have chosen to use their evilness to my advantage. I don't have to like them, I just have to use them strategically. Did Phil Jackson like Kobe and Shaq when they won him championships..NO!!
I do have to admit, Hot Lips looked pretty hot in those green fatigues. Oo-la-la!! :shock:
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The "Dunk JeepDriver" League Chat
by cummings2 » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:58 am
:shock: Dang it Jeep :shock:
It's getting a bit tiring to log in to check scores and read this:
[color=blue:25649658b3]- [u:25649658b3]Jeep Wranglers sweep 3 from (Insert your team name here)[/u:25649658b3] -[/color:25649658b3]
And now on top of that I have to go to your garage hoping for an oil change :evil:
Interesting fact: Did you know that there [i:25649658b3]is[/i:25649658b3] at least 1 (one) team in professional baseball that goes by the name "Wranglers?"
Yep: The Royals AA affiliate in Wichita is called the Wichita Wranglers
BTW, [i:25649658b3]those[/i:25649658b3] Wranglers are also doing very good leading the Texas league North Division with a 5 game lead over Tulsa.
O.K. so now it's my turn.
Nothing against you Jeep, but I am looking forward to taking you for a spin as much as I fancy the idea of dating a gentic mutation from the island of Dr. Moreau.
...and then Jeep comes by here and says: "well all my other teams aren't too hot right now" which really translates into: "You guys are the only bunch 'o loohoo-se-hers I can beat up at the moment"
You know what? I've just about had it. I am going into the Cell and I ain't taking no prisoners. I'll go primitive on the Wranglers. Yes siree my Renegades won't be wearin' no mini-skirts this time around...we'll leave the corsets hanging in the dressing room and no manicure nor pedicure before the games. :evil:
Atsa right Jeep. You've messed with the wrong bladder this time around. :P
It's getting a bit tiring to log in to check scores and read this:
[color=blue:25649658b3]- [u:25649658b3]Jeep Wranglers sweep 3 from (Insert your team name here)[/u:25649658b3] -[/color:25649658b3]
And now on top of that I have to go to your garage hoping for an oil change :evil:
Interesting fact: Did you know that there [i:25649658b3]is[/i:25649658b3] at least 1 (one) team in professional baseball that goes by the name "Wranglers?"
Yep: The Royals AA affiliate in Wichita is called the Wichita Wranglers
BTW, [i:25649658b3]those[/i:25649658b3] Wranglers are also doing very good leading the Texas league North Division with a 5 game lead over Tulsa.
O.K. so now it's my turn.
Nothing against you Jeep, but I am looking forward to taking you for a spin as much as I fancy the idea of dating a gentic mutation from the island of Dr. Moreau.
...and then Jeep comes by here and says: "well all my other teams aren't too hot right now" which really translates into: "You guys are the only bunch 'o loohoo-se-hers I can beat up at the moment"
You know what? I've just about had it. I am going into the Cell and I ain't taking no prisoners. I'll go primitive on the Wranglers. Yes siree my Renegades won't be wearin' no mini-skirts this time around...we'll leave the corsets hanging in the dressing room and no manicure nor pedicure before the games. :evil:
Atsa right Jeep. You've messed with the wrong bladder this time around. :P
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by cummings2 » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:04 am
Hanging in My Wranglers Dressing Room:
[quote:61d0e45a2f="Jeepdriver"]C2, look me up when you actually win a game against me. You're just like a Gall Bladder. It's there, but no one really knows why. :P :wink:[/quote:61d0e45a2f]
[quote:61d0e45a2f="Jeepdriver"]C2, look me up when you actually win a game against me. You're just like a Gall Bladder. It's there, but no one really knows why. :P :wink:[/quote:61d0e45a2f]
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by Jeepdriver » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:36 am
Ah geez, I was just warming up to the East, my "former" nemesis btw, now I go out of Division again? It takes a different persona for the out-of-division guys, but I'll be ready. C2 y'all dress any way you like, we don't date anybody from your town anyway. :D :wink:
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by Jeepdriver » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:39 am
In addition...Isn't it nice to wake up in the morning, grab a paper and cup of coffee, and see that the Wranglers are parked right where they should be...in 1st place! :D
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by ANDREWLAITURI » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:03 am
Dang! My Broken Rusty Jeeps have stalled out offensively. Rough couple of series. Now I'll have to get out and crankstart this jalopy again. :x
Waking up to find out that that poser Jeep, whom I just throttled a couple of days ago snuck into first place, is like waking up with your arm trapped under the chick that looked really good through the beer goggles lastnight and suddenly realizing that you'd rather chew your arm off and sneak out rather than wake her! :shock:
It just ain't right!!! :evil:
Waking up to find out that that poser Jeep, whom I just throttled a couple of days ago snuck into first place, is like waking up with your arm trapped under the chick that looked really good through the beer goggles lastnight and suddenly realizing that you'd rather chew your arm off and sneak out rather than wake her! :shock:
It just ain't right!!! :evil:
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by Jeepdriver » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:27 am
Taken straight from the writer's pen in our game wrap-up last night:
[quote:6bffce5796]No one has been able to stop Jeep lately [/quote:6bffce5796]
I look at the schedule the next few days, and I don't see anybody slowing us down! :lol:
[quote:6bffce5796]No one has been able to stop Jeep lately [/quote:6bffce5796]
I look at the schedule the next few days, and I don't see anybody slowing us down! :lol:
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by Jeepdriver » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:31 am
Just like Tiger I broke out the Red Wrangler like night, and just like Tiger I win again.
Sunday's are becoming pretty monotonous lately aren't they, with both Tiger and me winning all the time. :P :wink:
Sunday's are becoming pretty monotonous lately aren't they, with both Tiger and me winning all the time. :P :wink:
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by Jeepdriver » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:36 am
Did anybody see the traffic jam out on the highway this morning. Near the Cadillac dealership best I could tell. People were trading in their Escalades for a Rhinoplasty gift certificate with Dr. 90210 :D
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by ANDREWLAITURI » Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:12 am
[quote:1b3ef75371="Jeepdriver"]Taken straight from the writer's pen in our game wrap-up last night:
[quote:1b3ef75371]No one has been able to stop Jeep lately [/quote:1b3ef75371]
I look at the schedule the next few days, and I don't see anybody slowing us down! :lol:[/quote:1b3ef75371]
Obviously this writer wasn't working Friday night. :roll: :twisted:
[quote:1b3ef75371]No one has been able to stop Jeep lately [/quote:1b3ef75371]
I look at the schedule the next few days, and I don't see anybody slowing us down! :lol:[/quote:1b3ef75371]
Obviously this writer wasn't working Friday night. :roll: :twisted:
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