by visick » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:27 pm
Frank your mother is so fat...
when she steps on a scale, it says I want your weight, not your phone number.
when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
she had to get baptised at sea world.
and finally...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Frank's mother.