by honestiago1 » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:02 pm
-How about, "Draft ANY player in the set, regardless of year with your first pick" (we'll call it the "out of time" selection).
-Pitcher bats all the time? (I think that'd be better, since it expands the player pool, & makes you take defense, defensive replacements and players who play multiple positions into greater account. You gotta have a deeper bench, and the bullpen becomes more important. (we should really debate this -- why are we all so hung up on the DH?)
-you can't keep any sub-1M player (as opposed to not keeping only the .75's). Why should anyone be allowed to carry Wathan all the time? Better yet, how about you can't keep any sub-2M player? Cycle those babies around!
-How about, you can keep ANY player on your roster, INCLUDING the .75's? (Why not? What if I WANT Wilfong every year?)
-shuffle divisions each year, or every other year? (as determined by "Pick 3's").
And now, the OUTLANDISH PROPOSALS:
-Any team with Daryl Boston gets special dispensation (I don't know why).
-Every team MUST carry one "time bomb reliever" (Ron Davis, for example).
-All teams MUST carry a 1-8 or 1-9 runner, and bat him lead off for one series.
-Keith Moreland must be traded continually throughout the season, so that he cycles through ALL teams. One of the teams must play him at Catcher (and LIKE it!).
-Any team with Phelps, Lowenstein and Gamble must set them to "avoid righty pitching," and bat them in the "versus LH's" lineup. This team automatically receives a first round pick the following season.
-Any team with Carmelo Martinez, Carmen Castillo, and Don Carman receives a free candy bar (a caramelo, perhaps).
-Speaking of: Reggie bars all around for anyone who plays the high-priced, "no range, big gun" OF of Canseco (LF), Valentine (CF), Jackson (RF).
-The "Defying Convention award" to any mager who plays the kingdome and drafts the following IF: Rose (1B), Flynn (2B), Bowa (SS) and Oberkfell (3B). If coupled with the above OF, the manager receives a free foot rub, or a year's supply of spandex (why? why NOT?).
ANYWAY...
Sorry for all the additional craziness. I just feel like the thread name is false advertising. :D
P.S. 1981 is first year? Hmmmm....that changes my strategy considerably.