by MICHAELEVANS » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:38 pm
And I continue to suck.... :oops: :roll:
On a lighter note:
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot and
dropped a bird, but it fell into a rancher's field on the
other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
rancher drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The
lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now
I'm going to retrieve it."
The old rancher replied, "This is my property, and you are not
coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in
California and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
take everything you own."
The old rancher smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
settle disputes in North Dakota. We settle small disagreements like
this with the North Dakota Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What's that?"
The rancher replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land,
first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times
and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old rancher slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked
up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy
steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his
knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal
gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the rancher's
third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot.
Now it's my turn"
[I love this part.....]
The old rancher smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
:) :lol: :lol: :lol: