I wonder why the Rockies don't just sign hitter after hitter, and pound the holy b'jingers out of their opponents. I ave only been in two leagues, but so far both leaugues have featured succesful Coors teams the fit this model.
High K pitchers make sense in that environment too, which the Rockies talked about a long time ago. GB pitchers would help of course as well.
They certainly would have an easy time attracting FA bats.