by cummings2 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:02 pm
These events took place in the rubber game between the Little Red Riding Hoods and the Samurai. It is the bottom of the seventh inning game is tied 3-3. As I had announced in the other forum, after the traditional seven inning stretch ceremonies, we blast Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive" in Minute Maid, and all of the Little Red Riding Hoods start jumping up and down in their Chippendales sponsored cups a-la rally monkey style.
The crowd is fired up, they can't stop cheering, Juan Rivera lost his cup during the dance but he didn't let that stop him from pleasing the crowd.
The noise is deafening as Pedro Martinez goes to the mound. ET is winning the battle of the starters since cummings already had to call on to the bullpen. ET knowng this celebrates with his favorite geisha, cummings knowing this can't take his eyes of ET celebrating with his geisha, in a rather harsh example of envy and jealousy, cummings jumps on Richie Sexson just to show ET that he'll be matched, watched and followed throughout the season...oddly enough sexy Richie seems to enjoy it.
PLAYBALL!!!
Pedro gets the sign, he shakes off the first he agrees to the second, he sets, he starts his windup...and cummings starts the sprinkler system!!!! Pedro is soaking wet. The sprinklers go off. Pedro sets again...and again cummings starts the sprinklers. The crowd is going wild, the ump warns cummings...party pooper!
Rey Sanchez comes to the plate, in true Pedro form he whacks Sanchez right on the forehead...Sanchez is down, there isn't much damage but being on the floor gives him a better angle on the geisha action on ET's dugout. Counsell comes in to run for Sanchez who is hurt enough to miss the next 4 games. (Do Not set the sprinklers on Pedro again)
Pokey Reese steps up to the plate, great thinking cummings, get Pedro mad and then send your injury prone gold-glove caliber second baseman to bat. Cummings flashes the signs to Pokey, the signs read "Run for Your Life!!!" Pokey is a disciplined hitter and follows his manager, Pedro tries to wack Pokey, he dives out of harms way and in the luckiest form the bat manages to get a piece of the ball, it stays fair...Counsell is running on contact, Counsell is safe, Reese is down and counting his blessings... the "sac Bunt" works! Cummings is a genius folks.
Now the balance tilts towards cummings, he is outmanaging ET, Pedro is fuming, man on second with only one out and the big guns lining up. Larry Walker steps up to the plate...the racous crowd gets on their feet, Pedro gets the sign from varitek, not a very subtle sign as varitek mimes the knife across the neck calling for Walker's death...but Walker stands there proud, stoic, the ball comes, Pedro catches a bit too much of the plate, Larry Turns on the fastball! The ball has a chance to make it...Hunter goes back, back, jumps...did he get it? Did Torii Hunter do it again??? NO! It's outta here folks, The Hoods go up 5 to 3!!! Pedro is furious, The crowd is lovin' it...Cummings is a genius!!!
ET, pulls the trigger on Pedro before he really kills someone and gets suspended..he calls on to Brendan Donnelly and all the illegal substances he carries on his glove...the pine tar works on Abreu as he quickly falls on a nasty swing of strike three way out of the plate. But Cummings knows of the pine tar on Donnelly's glove, he whispers on Rolen's ear. Two out, Donnelly can close the door and give his team a chance to come back...but Rolen makes him pay for the pine tar and whacks one way way way outta here, the Hoods go up 6-3 folks! What a masterful display of creative genius by cummings and his hoodies!
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Well, I might as well enjoy the only two times I am bound to beat ET!