Vets vs. Rooks league chat

[ROBERTVOZZA]

Hooked up with ET for Dinner at my home here in Phx as he was passing thru on his way back to Central Cali. Kinda like Kojak meets Yul Brenner when we get together. Believe me, he is one twisted Attorney with a shiny head. But probably all talk when it comes to cahones snipping.

His crew of popgun artists posing as Major League hitters need all the testosterone they can get. :twisted:

[ROBERTVOZZA]

ET isn't carrying Rafael Palmiero - Who is trying to signup the rest of his team to do the Viagra Shuffle. :twisted:

[ANDREWLAITURI]

After a lengthy flaming session that left no stone unturned and no non-salaried employee employed I finally brought the hammer down on my players... :twisted:

[b:ea1aa92037]Every employee whether they be a player or coach, manager or batboy is now instructed no, COMMANDED, to take an extra Flintstones chewable before each and every game.[/b:ea1aa92037]

It's tough somedays being the ruthless owner. :roll:

[cummings2]

Dammit, the edumcators got a hold of the pills I've been feeding my Hoodies with their corn flakes!

Good luck with you home coming Charlie, you'll need it, JD's teams are traditionally tough on the road and devastating at home...of course nothing can be more intimidating than the circus happening at the CHA CHA's but sure the ceremonies will be flashy,

looking forward to the report tomorrow, something tells me your journalistic intergrity will be a bit "under the influence".

[ROBERTVOZZA]

I am getting ready to visit my favorite "Cheap" strip club - The one with the $5 lapdances. I'm definitely into chocolate lately and usually drink JW Black Label on cool Az days like today - when I only get dances from gorgeous caramel skinned and dark chocolate honey's...Gotta' go, as time's a wastin'. Probably my last nite out before Thanksgiving. Lots of double shifts coming up thru next Wed.

I may be typing badly upon my return later on. But you'll all know why. :twisted:

[cummings2]

Jeez...ET isn't kiddin' around folks, first time we played I lost Sanchez and Sexson, second time around I loose Walker for ten games...when I heard Ronin was going to be chopping testi-balls I thought he meant of HIS team but Walker is down is because Westbrook plunked him in the nuts!

We're even though because the next inning my "Peavy" hit his "Varitek" right on the knob for a good 5 game cool down.

BTW ET, don't take it out on me anymore! Robo told me to beat tar out of you...I don't know which one of you is Kojak and which one is Yul Brenner, but we make a good trio since I look just like Sinead O'Connor without the boobies.

And before you drop any wise cracks I said TESTI-balls not TASTY-balls!!!

[ROBERTVOZZA]

I actually left a little later than I thought and didn't drink very much. The cheapo joint didn't have anyone I liked tonite, so I headed over to Club #2.

Interestingly, there were about 5 girls to every customer in stead of the other way around :shock: - odd for a Thursday Nite and I got to spend an hour and a half with my very favorite African Goddess in the entire City. And I only got a few dances too... It was so dead that she just sat with me (Topless) the whole time...I will definitely be having pleasant dreams tonite. :D

Then it was nice to come home to a 2-1 series win over the Cali Friends on the road. Looks like the D- Balls broke out of their hitting slump on the road.

I really am having fun with this league. Thanks again, Ty...SWP

[ERICTAYLOR 2]

It was widely-reported that the Samurai would be losing testicles for every loss they suffered at the hands of the prancing fairie outfit known as the Riding Hoods. Beat writer Ida Fannie Fockeder of the Lathrop (CA) Birdcage Liner News, well her hearing isn't what it once was, sad to say. Samurai manager Ronin and recently demoted (from bench manager to pïss boy) Attila the Hun were both quick to point out early today that the punishment for losing was removal of TOENAILS, not testicles. Ida was heard to say, "WHAT?" Unfortunately, neither Ronin nor Attila were aware that Jake Westbrook had a painful ingrown toenail and didn't bring his best stuff to the hill, perhaps hoping a loss would actually ease his toe pain.

Rumors continue to fly around the Samurai clubhouse about who will be demoted next. It seems the chief complaint is that Attila doesn't hold the pïss bucket very steadily, paticularly when Keith Foulke steps up to let fly. Foulke is fuming around the clubhouse, angry that Ronin has yet to see fit to have him face a single batter all year.

[ANDREWLAITURI]

Toenails? Testicles? What's next? Free prostate exam day?

OMG!!! You guys are killing me! LMAO!

[ROBERTVOZZA]

I always look for a cute female Dr. with very small hands. :wink: