Vets vs. Rooks league chat
I love that line...
by ROBERTVOZZA » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:03 pm
Along with the one from Chevy's neice in Vacation 1. " I French Kiss." after his daughter responds unimpressed she retorts with "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best."
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I Know...
by ROBERTVOZZA » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:08 pm
Very sick and dark(Esp. when you have daughters) but so funny.
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by ANDREWLAITURI » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:00 pm
Damn! Looking at my pitching staff I'm starting to think my trainer spiked the wrong water cooler! :shock:
My pitching all up and down the staff has just been horrid! Looking over the cards again I feel like it's got to get better but damn! These guys are stinking up the joint right now. :evil:
My pitching all up and down the staff has just been horrid! Looking over the cards again I feel like it's got to get better but damn! These guys are stinking up the joint right now. :evil:
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by ERICTAYLOR 2 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:09 am
Ronin and Attila "Pïss Boy" Hun are attempting to inspire the Samurai by showing highlight videos of GM-extraordinaire etdefender's eleven other 2005 title teams. LaTroy Hawkins, Lew Ford and Jeff Bagwell were all heard to say, "Big Fûcking deal. We've been on damn near every one of those teams!, it's not the GM, it's the goddåmn players! etdefender can't even manage his own life, much less that many title teams!"
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by cummings2 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:04 am
Just to show you the way it's been for my hoodies:
I've got no RF, CF, 1B or SS for my next series, they've all been plunked in their sleep by recently demoted Attila the Piss Boy...he sneeks up to my players and whacks them with his metal bucket, I'll have to get some cash flow and hire some guards, but cash is hard to come by since all fans are spending their money at the CHA CHA's and their cabana-banana-bungalow seats.
And on top of that I have some sort of communication with my players and pitching staff...I keep telling them to please make sure that John Franco faces nothing but lefties, so far 14 batters -12 righties...I have no idea he is getting the job done.
Divisional play round 1 is over and somehow my Hoodies have managed to stay afloat...soon we'll be floating in Attila's buckett, I'm afraid.
...and BTW there was a type-o up there that JD rightfully pointed out...I look like Sinead O'Connor [i:a6cded5556]with[/i:a6cded5556] boobies and a beer gut that makes Homer look like...well, me too
I've got no RF, CF, 1B or SS for my next series, they've all been plunked in their sleep by recently demoted Attila the Piss Boy...he sneeks up to my players and whacks them with his metal bucket, I'll have to get some cash flow and hire some guards, but cash is hard to come by since all fans are spending their money at the CHA CHA's and their cabana-banana-bungalow seats.
And on top of that I have some sort of communication with my players and pitching staff...I keep telling them to please make sure that John Franco faces nothing but lefties, so far 14 batters -12 righties...I have no idea he is getting the job done.
Divisional play round 1 is over and somehow my Hoodies have managed to stay afloat...soon we'll be floating in Attila's buckett, I'm afraid.
...and BTW there was a type-o up there that JD rightfully pointed out...I look like Sinead O'Connor [i:a6cded5556]with[/i:a6cded5556] boobies and a beer gut that makes Homer look like...well, me too
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by ANDREWLAITURI » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:34 pm
Letter to Tyber:
Dearest Owner,
I have good news and bad news regarding the status of the team.
The bad news is that the team, while scoring 4.56 runs per game, they are giving up 6.15 runs per game! :roll:
The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! :D
Sincerely,
The manager
My response:
Dearest Manager,
Congratulations on your good news!
YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Have a nice day,
Tyber :evil:
Dearest Owner,
I have good news and bad news regarding the status of the team.
The bad news is that the team, while scoring 4.56 runs per game, they are giving up 6.15 runs per game! :roll:
The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! :D
Sincerely,
The manager
My response:
Dearest Manager,
Congratulations on your good news!
YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Have a nice day,
Tyber :evil:
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