by kaviksdad » Fri May 11, 2007 1:18 pm
(AP) In a stunning move, NorthPole president Kaviksdad fired his entire scouting staff, by email, early Friday morning.
"It's been a consistant express train to h*ll with this bunch," fumed the frustrated NorthPole boss. "We need to get some people in here who can evaluate talent. This constant losing has to stop now!"
Since their inception, the NorthPole club has been on a rebuilding program that has not produced winning results on the ballfield. Among the picks that have underperformed for the team are starting infielders Hanley Ramirez and Ryan Zimmerman.
The NorthPole team has struggled to recover from a slide that took them from 1st to 3rd place in the West division.