by YountFan » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:25 pm
London, ONT (AP) – The Mango Men are under investigation by league officials over what is being called the "Sutcliffe Incidence". It all started when the Mango Men released Sutcliffe in a preseason move to bolster their offense. Sutcliffe was picked up by Hoboken and has appears to be on track for a great season. This caused YountFan, manager of the divisional rival BFD's, to make some disparaging remarks concerning the Mango Men's managerial abilities which now has escalated into the Mango Men lacing the water in the Amazing clubhouse with a substance believed to be a laxative." In game two of last series between the two teams BFD starter Dennis Martinez had to leave the game in the sixth inning with intestinal cramping. "I was right from the beginning said Martinez.". DH Carman Castillo also reported 'problems' and it has come to this reporters attention at Castillo had to change his uniform three time.
"That is a low down way to win." Said an upset YountFan. "The Mango Men need to be controlled. I don’t know what BC is going to about, but hell, I was just having a little fun with him in the newspapers and he freaking blows ups and trys to take my players out of the game.. Actions like this have no place in baseball. I think the game with Martinez should be forfeited. Why should we take a loss because if his childish behavior."
The Commission BC was not available for comment.