by NEILKAHN » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:05 pm
Damn it! My division consists of a daveydave 74, whom I do not recognize, and then Petrosian and Frank Bailey. *(&^##$%^$$ Oh well. The MasterRace will, of course, wear modified lederhosen, sort of like the early seventies Sox shorts, with suspenders. Hmmmm. Suspenders. I should keep them in mind should I ever resurrect the Thundering Herd fat and slow team. We will play in Busch stadium. There will be a four beer MINIMUM per fan. Smoking will not be permitted in the stadium, lest the flames ignite the inevitable flatus which will accompany the consumption of that much beer and sauerkraut. The national anthem of Germany will be played before every game. Modified Mini Coopers will bring the pitchers in from the bullpen. Only polka music will be played between innings, with the exception of Marlene, which will be played at the siebenth inning stretch. Of course, the scoreboard incorporates a modified glockenspiel, with the figurines depicting our heroes clubbing the hapless opponent over the heads with baseball bats. Good, wholesome family fun.