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After getting swept, yet again, and losing 9 of their last 10 series [size=18:bae98e1a7c][color=blue:bae98e1a7c]Krazy Keeshond [/color:bae98e1a7c][/size:bae98e1a7c]top brass signed the previously discarded Mike Schmidt (76 ab, 2 hr, .158 BA, .303 SLG, .281 OB%).
Schmidt: "I was at home laying on the couch eating cheetos, drinking Keystone Light, watching Jerry Springer reruns, and feeling sorry for myself cause I didn't have a job. Unfortunately, my wife was getting sick of coming home from work everyday to that and demanded, "GET OFF YOUR ASS AND FIND A JOB!!!". So, when I seen Brett go down for 3 games on that lineout against Steve Rogers, when his hemrroids flared up again, I put in a call to Fitch. That type of injury can linger!"
Fitch: "We believe Mike still has IT. Just not sure who should play 3rd and who first. Brett is still hobbling a bit, so we are leaning towards keeping him at 1st where he won't have to be as mobile.