by ROBERTVOZZA » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:24 am
I cannot believe this day. I made about $200 bucks delivering flowers this afternoon and pizza tonite - only about 8 hrs work total - Then I stopped off at "Teasers" to get a dance from a gorgeous 24 yr old Puerto Rican goddess I met last Thurs and have a couple of beers. Got 4 dances from her, and 1 each from 3 of the other girls - all different races...
Then the very cute Aquarius waitress who I always flirt with came by with my 2nd drink, I in so many words confessed that I was a huge fan of her buttocks and that I'd really like to see it without any pants sometime - Drops her jeans, sits on my lap, grinds herself into my crotch and kisses me...Now you have to understand - And Kaviksdad, CATom and ET, who have met me can attest - I am short, overweight, bald, 52, wear glasses and am not a rich man, nor look like an aging Richard Gere - I have had 2 nitemarish years in 04' and 05' - but since the new year kicked in, i have had back to back days like this...
so I am just going to enjoy this run while it lasts - Then I get home and find the icing on the cake - I have been offerred Randy Johnson in trade...At Shea...With Barry Bonds in my lineup...For basically, mahay, Willis and a chunk of cap...Does it get any better than this day?
I guess i don't actually need to take Glavine with the 5th pick now. Personally, I don't know who to take. I am buzzed, have 3 new girls phone numbers in my pocket, some great visual images in my head to fall asleep to, 3 more double shifts and then am taking a trip to Sedona Mon-Wed and will be starting LOTO CONSOLATION LEAGUE on monday with a great fun bunch of SOM Buds with Randy Johnson and Barry Bonds on my 1st Shea team this year - LIFE IS GOOD!!! :D