Strategies for Combining Romance and SOM

[NEILKAHN]

In order to avoid missing out on frenzies, let me suggest these tips for the savvy GM. Start your date night early. Incorporate wine into the repast, and if this is not having the desired soporific effect, by about 10 PM, trank 'em. I suggest Ambien, or another of the shorter acting sleepers...less hangover the next day, and will not interfere with their completing whatever chores you might have in mind for them. It is colorless, tasteless, and odorless when mixed into liquids. After a long week, this should have them asleep by 11PM, leaving ample time to assemble your team, and participate unimpeded in the frenzy. Also, the use of one of the medications aiding in erectile function can be a useful adjunct. Not that this would be technically necessary for the typically virile and extraordinarily manly individuals who tend to participate in this hobby, but it increases one's sexual efficiency. Less down time allows one to complete the marathon expeditiously, again with the goal being to wear them out early, and free one to be available for the frenzy. And stay tuned to these message boards for other useful life strategies to make your on line SOM experience more enjoyable.

[LARRYLANG]

ELEKEV are you reading this..??? LOL

[Goreds54]

muttdoc, you are just a wealth of imformation. You may want to make sure that your date, wife or significant other does not see this post. :)

[RONALDDOBBS]

muttdoc, I will never be able to repay you for this valuable information. What a guy. :D

[egvrich]

Uh, Chief, would you be able to write me a script for some of that stuff???

(not the erectile stuff, of course, the other stuff)

:lol:

[Simon31]

I usually just put a movie on I know she has total disdain for like, Scarface or American Pie, and she goes to bed! 8)

[Moodymets]

I KNEW without looking who started this thread.... :lol:

[bcp7]

Move to Guam. You frenzy at either 2PM or 3PM local time, depending on whether or not dayslight savings time is in effect.

Or Hawaii, which is 5 or 6 hrs from East Coast time. so you frenzy at 6 or 7 and can have that 9PM all night date.

[bkeat23]

I'm out on bail after last night. in jail....

What legal mumbo jumbo is accomplice before the fact, and why does the FBI want to know who muttdoc really is? :shock:

[Naturaldoc]

Or worse than the FBI, the State Medical Board :wink:

I think this strategy might backfire. The expected effect of the ED pill could make the most ardent SOM player decide that there are more important things than a frenzy (or at least an [i:0403832289]SOM[/i:0403832289] frenzy). :lol: