60 million, no DH, frenzy!! SmallBallers5: 1 needed !

[antilles98]

7 spots to go now! Lets get this show on the road!

[antilles98]

Please fill this league before its too late
Muttdoc's awfull singing oh that I hate
Our ears all bleed as glasses shatter
We would so much prefer some innocent chatter
So before we're all deaf please fill up this group
Or I may just drown myself in this nasty pea soup!

:) Bet you didn't know I was a poet.

LOL

[NEILKAHN]

Barely four DID sign on, so you have escaped the horror of Ring My Bell, but I can't believe that on a Saturday night in February we can't find 12 red blooded American stratofiends to frenzy. :shock:

[NEILKAHN]

As sung by Nick Lowe," I do my best to understand here, but it still mystifies, I want to know why? I pick my teams and they get off the ground only to suck all a-round... Again and again, I ask Nevdully to explain, all he says, is" You've got to be a foolish to try.. in the old school leagues, foolish to try.. in the big ball leagues , foolish to try.. with your dumb theme teams.." Maayyybee,.. that only leaves Small Balls Five!"

[mwcbogeyman]

Bump, six spots left.

[NEILKAHN]

As sung by Stevie Wonder," A team is born..in Hackensack New Jersey, They don't play well, their record has been spurty, The cap is small, the teams top out at 60, that isn't much, when so much must be 'fix-ied', Paying just enough, JEST ENUFF to be sh**-tay!" [Must be sung with the associated head bobbing and smiling]

[NEILKAHN]

Bump...6 needed to frenzy tonight!

[NEILKAHN]

Lips at full extension;" You can start it up! Submit a team, and the league will start..Start it up! Submit a team, it will never stop. Come see a grown man Cryyyyyyyyy....Why do I even tryyyyyyyy.. My teams they stink..to fourth they sink..at 60 million and loose chaaaa-yea-yange!!"

[danielz]

Sammy Hagar
I can't play 55

[NEILKAHN]

As Keith Richard would say, "[inaudible, unintelligible mumble]"