60 million, no DH, frenzy!! SmallBallers5: 1 needed !

[NEILKAHN]

Don the pastel colored Ray Bans;" You cannot run... You cannot hide...You must get in on the brawl.. of Small Ballers Five! Just put in your team.. you know the league name..I refuse to take blame.{chorus}I refuse to take blame..I refuse to take blame...This league has a cap that is low...cap that is lowwww..And if you join in...I'll join in with yoooo...It's allllll I can dooooo..My teams turn to rust..They're bleeding and BLOWWWWW like the wind...BLOWWWW like the wind...and if you join innnnn...I'll join in with yooooo... It's alllllI can dooo..."

[NEILKAHN]

As sung by Eric Clapton;[chorus]"Smaaaaalllll Balls...You've got to pick your teams, Small Baaalls... a lower cap, I mean,Small Baaalls...guys it's time to click on Small Balls Fiiieeeve!!"...[verse]Make the best of the situation..pick your teams as best you can...watch them lose, while all the others cruise..Just blame HAL and try again..[chorus]...[verse2] Tried to give you consolation..although the past has brought you pain..If one through four, your teams went out the door.. here is your chance to win again, Smaaaaall Balls[chorus]

[NEILKAHN]

Bump for the second chorus of the Clapton hit

[MEAT]

these "songs" are not only indecipherable, and uninteligible, but unbearable. but if I was to help out anyway on my way to the asylum, what are the parimeters set here for small ball besides the 60m, frenzy and no dh. restrictions on park, pitchers, hitters?

small people got, no reason to
no reason to live.

[NEILKAHN]

OK, I have warned you about making me wait too long to fill these leagues. It's time for bubble gum. You were warned." Dumby dumby dumby there's Small Balls and it's funny that the league has filled so slow...Crummy crummy crummy that's how these songs will comey if you don't fill this pron-to.."

[NEILKAHN]

No other restrictions. Straight frenzy. And you clearly don't know great art when you see it.

[NEILKAHN]

As Steve Martin once said, " Let's get small! " Small Ballers 5

[NEILKAHN]

Stevie again..." The teams are poor, they just cost 60 million, you draft some schmoe like Heathcote and it's thrillin'... to get a win, is like a hay stack needle, because your team, they don't got high priced people, payin' jest enuff, jest eeenuff, to be shi**y!"

[RangerJoe]

[quote:9973d5ba0a="muttdoc"]Stevie again..." The teams are poor, they just cost 60 million, you draft some schmoe like Heathcote and it's thrillin'... to get a win, is like a hay stack needle, because your team, they don't got high priced people, payin' jest enuff, jest eeenuff, to be shi**y!"[/quote:9973d5ba0a]

Watch Tippy Martinez win the Cy Young, or Sam Rice the MVP. 8)

[Frank Bailey]

Five spots left.