by cummings2 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:26 pm
Curtis Granderson For Sale!
Curtis Granderson for Sale!
C'mon, C'mon, you know you want it!
If it's a Granderson you want and we don't have it... you don't want it!
We have THE REAL Granderson here:
Listed at 6'1", 185 lbs of sheer and unequivocal talent, muscle and chunks of sweet luvin'.
At the ripe age of 28 just entering his golden years. a 30-30 promise, healthy and ready to dazzle your Center Field with stellar defense along with a catlyst enviro-friendly leadoff engine to spark your offense.
There's no way you can spell Granderson without [i:7f31f4b6cf]GRAND[/i:7f31f4b6cf]
C'mon!, C'mon! You know you want it, you know we have it!
(warning: Granderson may cause spasms of elation, great joy and an adiction to winning games, faint at heart and pessimists should consult their doctors before trading for Granderson)
C2
:D
(No, I haven't started drinking. Just thought I'd work on my salesmanship)