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by **MEAT** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:00 pm

felc---- now THATS disgusting! how could it be a practice so practiced that it actually earned a definition?! just reading the description is beyond deprivation, the thought of even considering such a practice is wretching. :twisted: we need to fill this league before i learn the terms for any other homo-erotic behavior and suffer a nervous breakdown. oh the humanity...

by **TomSiebert** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:09 pm

Meat, I'm almost doubled over here with laughter at your aghast response.....but still.....you of ALL people with your teams of double (and sometimes single!) entendres, I figured would be up to speed on felcher....and I mean the definition, not the practice, of course....hasn't anybody here seen Kevin Smith's "Clerks"? There's a whole section of dialogue devoted to art of felching, one of the reasons, I'm sure, it earned its NC-17 rating at the time....but really, I think the term originated in L.A., and I think maybe George Brett had something to do with it on one of his road trips.....

tws

by **moneymaze** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:19 pm

Getting stuff past the censors is an old practice. One of my favorites was an SNL "Weekend Update" sponsorship line: "Brought to you by Hershey Highway, the candy that's been turning America's tastes around for over 50 years."

Oookay. Let's get the last teams loaded tonight!

by **SGTD** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:41 pm

Just need Mark and Turtle and we are set. Cal, hope everything turns out ok, you guys are going through some rough S**t right now. How are things where you live (Your house)? Are you endanger of flooding? SGT D

by **TomSiebert** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:28 pm

Did anybody call The Turtle?

tws

by **kramed77429** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:41 pm

The SW Kansas Blueballs are in

by **uptownmastermind** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:50 pm

Me being of the 'Net generation and all, i just had to google that f-word...

My God... I'm glad I had dinner three hours ago. I guess that's appropriate payback for my transgressions.

by **MEAT** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:19 pm

I texted turtle, though as tws said, it may be off. figured it was too late to call him. 45 minutes...or tommorow.

by **calbatross** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:33 pm

The calbatross house is safe...in a higher part of town. Never was a fan of low lying areas...even less so now.

Excited to see how my team shakes out...!! Tomorrow late night?

-Cal

by **The Turtle** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:51 am

yep, texts are off. You have to call me. I am a sports reporter ...it's never too late, but it is usually too early.

btw we are full

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